So I got blazed and headed over because massages are 10x better when you're high off your balls. I ask the girl if it's ok if I come in for a half hour massage and she says sure. So it was 10:20PM and I was sore as fuck, so I hit up a local massage place I haven't been to beforethat closes at 11. This feels like the Twilight Zone right now, still kinda in disbelief.
